I Bought a Vintage Banana Cookbook and Accidentally Opened a Sarcophagus of Horrors

Welcome to Best Before, where we unearth recipes from retro cookbooks that were maybe forgotten for a reason. There are few foods in this world that I avoid: bell peppers, raw clams. Maybe a couple of other slimy things here and there. I just like food, I guess. Salty, bitter, fatty, vegetal, sweet… all god’s children, I shall eat. Three foods that I have absolutely never had a problem with are cheese…